Sunday, September 29, 2019

Monday, September 23, 2019


Miss Suzie had a steam boat
The seam boat had a bell
The steam boat went to heaven,
Miss Suzie went to 

Hello operator, give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me I'll kick your big
Behind the 'frigerator there sat a piece of glass
Ms. Suzie sat upon it and broke her little 

Ask me no more questions
I'l tell you no more lies
The Boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their

Flies are in the city 
The bees are in the park
Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark dark 

Darker than the ocean 
Darker than the sea
Darker than the mosnster
That's chasing after me

My mother was a robber
My father was a spy
And i'm the little weiner
Who called the FBI

Friday, September 20, 2019


Mr Farmer Mouse is feeding his chickens. I painted the coop behind him (plein air)  at friend's homestead here in the Ozarks.  Combining my paintings as backdrops for the mice reminds me of my Grandmother who painted backdrops for the puppet stage that I played with as a child.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

 
Miniature Garbage Can Tutorial
Everyone needs to know how to make a garbage can. Right?
 

Gather up:
1. Some ribbed cardboard. I used the wrapper that you can get at a coffee place that goes around your cup to keep your hand cool and your coffee hot. It's flexible and the correct scale.
2. A lid that is the diameter of the can you want to make. I used various lids. Some were from vitamin bottles. The one I'm using for this demonstration is the bottom from a little metal storage tin for beads. 
 3. A circle template helps a-lot, to measure diameter and to make some round shapes from card stock. I bet if you don't have one you could use a compass.
 4. glue
5. Wire and pliers to bend and cut it.
6.Paint in silver and black
7. Scissors
8. Paint brush 
9. Card stock
 

Put the cardboard into the lid like this to get your can diameter. Trim and glue the seam.

 
Measure the diameter and cut a circle of card stock to use as the bottom of the can. 
Glue that just inside the bottom.
 
 
like so
 
 
Cut a little strip of card stock to glue around the bottom of the can.
 

That makes a nice edge on the bottom.

 

Cut three circles from the card stock in decreasing diameters that will stack on top of the lid to form the top of the can. Glue them on top of each other. 


Make some little wire handles. These are made using some needle nose pliers. The little squares of card stock are used to attach them to the can. Just form the paper by placing it through the handle and pressing it down. Glue the paper to the sides of the can directly across from each other. Low enough so the lid will still fit.

 
I added a little strip of paper to the edge of my lid to give it a little rim.


Add a little card stock handle for the lid. Let all that dry a spell,  then paint the whole thing silver. let that dry. Then to "age" your can. put a little black paint on your finger and thin it out with some water and dab around on the can. To dent the can just press into the cardboard to dent it up a bit.  Now you can fill your can with trash!

Thanks for visiting!


 

Monday, September 9, 2019

 
Little Red Riding Hood
The stop motion video is in progress!